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Predicting since Dec 202539 markets tradedPolymarket profile ↗

Down $1.0K on NFL markets since Dec 2025.

Right now: $1.0K across 5 NFL markets.

All-time PnL

+$0

This year

+$0

Last 30 days

+$0

Portfolio value

Deep stats

Bucko Oracle

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Profit over time

What they are betting now

Market	Side	Stake	Entry	Now	PnL
Will the Pittsburgh Steelers win Super Bowl 2026?NFL	YesResolved	$20	2.5¢	0.0¢	-$20
Will the Denver Broncos win Super Bowl 2026?NFL	YesResolved	$28	7.6¢	0.0¢	-$28
Jaguars vs. ColtsNFL	ColtsResolved	$55	33¢	0.0¢	-$55
Will Trump nominate Christopher Waller as the next Fed chair?Politics	YesResolved	$85	12¢	0.0¢	-$85
49ers vs. ColtsNFL	ColtsResolved	$140	32¢	0.0¢	-$140
Eagles vs. BillsNFL	BillsResolved	$275	44¢	0.0¢	-$275
Will Jake Paul win his boxing match against Anthony Joshua?Boxing	YesResolved	$125	8.5¢	0.0¢	-$125
Will the Buffalo Bills win Super Bowl 2026?NFL	YesResolved	$125	15¢	0.0¢	-$125
Will the New England Patriots win Super Bowl 2026?NFL	YesResolved	$715	24¢	0.0¢	-$715
Will Elon Musk post 320-339 tweets from December 16 to December 23, 2025?Politics	YesResolved	$24	8.0¢	0.0¢	-$24
Giants vs. RaidersNFL	RaidersResolved	$124	31¢	0.0¢	-$124
Steelers vs. BrownsNFL	SteelersResolved	$262	67¢	0.0¢	-$262
Dolphins vs. SteelersNFL	DolphinsResolved	$55	38¢	0.0¢	-$55
Will Donald Trump say "hell" during Ukraine President events on December 28?Mentions	YesResolved	$60	50¢	0.0¢	-$60
Will the Philadelphia Eagles win Super Bowl 2026?NFL	YesResolved	$118	11¢	0.0¢	-$118
Buccaneers vs. PanthersNFL	BuccaneersResolved	$100	62¢	0.0¢	-$100
Bills vs. BrownsNFL	BrownsResolved	$30	17¢	0.0¢	-$30
Will Santa deliver between 8,300,000,000 and 8,400,000,000 gifts for Christmas 2025?Politics	YesResolved	$5	2.8¢	0.0¢	-$5
Will Elon Musk post 420-439 tweets from December 16 to December 23, 2025?Politics	YesResolved	$21	5.3¢	0.0¢	-$21
Will Elon Musk post 400-419 tweets from January 9 to January 16, 2026?Politics	YesResolved	$5	3.2¢	0.0¢	-$5
Patriots vs. JetsNFL	JetsResolved	$5	12¢	0.0¢	-$5
Fed decreases interest rates by 25 bps after January 2026 meeting?Politics	YesResolved	$165	23¢	0.0¢	-$165
Will Elon Musk post 360-379 tweets from December 16 to December 23, 2025?Politics	YesResolved	$20	26¢	0.0¢	-$20
Spread: Texas A&M (-3.5)Other sports	Texas A&MResolved	$72	45¢	0.0¢	-$72

Where the money comes from

Realized + open PnL by category

NFL-$1.0K

Politics+$511

Boxing-$125

Mentions-$60

Other sports+$41

Biggest hit

+$392

Will Trump nominate Kevin Warsh as the next Fed chair?

Toughest beat

-$13

Will Drake Maye win the 2025–26 NFL MVP award?

Recent moves

Bought Yes · Will the New England Patriots win Super Bowl 2026?$5945mo ago
Sold Yes · Will Trump nominate Kevin Warsh as the next Fed chair?$5945mo ago
Bought Yes · Will Trump nominate Kevin Warsh as the next Fed chair?$425mo ago
Sold Yes · Will Drake Maye win the 2025–26 NFL MVP award?$425mo ago
Bought Yes · Will the New England Patriots win Super Bowl 2026?$766mo ago
Sold Yes · Will Trump acquire Greenland before 2027?$766mo ago
Bought Yes · Will the Philadelphia Eagles win Super Bowl 2026?$916mo ago
Bought Yes · Will Elon Musk post 400-419 tweets from January 9 to January 16, 2026?$56mo ago
Bought Yes · Will Trump nominate Kevin Warsh as the next Fed chair?$306mo ago
Bought Yes · Will Trump acquire Greenland before 2027?$706mo ago
Bought Yes · Will Trump nominate Christopher Waller as the next Fed chair?$856mo ago
Cashed out 49ers · Bears vs. 49ers$2816mo ago